Goat Girl is a 2025 coming-of-age drama film written and directed by Ana Asensio starring Alessandra González and Juncal Fernández. It is a Spanish-Romanian co-production.
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Hirose Takeo , was a career officer in the Imperial Japanese Navy. He commanded the cargo vessel Fukui Maru during the Battle of Port Arthur in the Russo-Japanese War. The ship was hit by coastal artillery, and despite being wounded, he drowned while looking for other survivors of the sinking, going down with his ship. His selfless sacrifice elevated him to the status of a deified national hero.
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