{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?","punchline":"A function component.","id":412}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?","punchline":"A cursor!","id":435}
{"type":"standard","title":"Smbataberd","displaytitle":"Smbataberd","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3848929","titles":{"canonical":"Smbataberd","normalized":"Smbataberd","display":"Smbataberd"},"pageid":27344215,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Smbataberd.jpg/330px-Smbataberd.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Smbataberd.jpg","width":550,"height":413},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266262779","tid":"cf0f9d42-c6f4-11ef-ae91-c8e25418cc43","timestamp":"2024-12-30T21:27:02Z","description":"Medieval fortress in Vayots Dzor Province, Armenia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smbataberd","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smbataberd?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smbataberd?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smbataberd"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smbataberd","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Smbataberd","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smbataberd?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smbataberd"}},"extract":"Smbataberd is a medieval fortress located upon the crest of a hill between the villages of Artabuynk and Yeghegis in the Vayots Dzor Province of Armenia. It may have existed as early as the 5th century or earlier, although other sources date it to the 9th to 11th centuries. Its large basalt walls have been well preserved, but much less remains of the structures inside the fortress. It served as the main fortress of the Armenian princes of Syunik when Yeghegis was the seat of the rulers of that province. It was further expanded in the 13th century under the Orbelian dynasty. It is now a notable tourist site in Vayots Dzor.","extract_html":"
Smbataberd is a medieval fortress located upon the crest of a hill between the villages of Artabuynk and Yeghegis in the Vayots Dzor Province of Armenia. It may have existed as early as the 5th century or earlier, although other sources date it to the 9th to 11th centuries. Its large basalt walls have been well preserved, but much less remains of the structures inside the fortress. It served as the main fortress of the Armenian princes of Syunik when Yeghegis was the seat of the rulers of that province. It was further expanded in the 13th century under the Orbelian dynasty. It is now a notable tourist site in Vayots Dzor.
"}{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
["Etsy franzen keffiyeh, vibecession drinking vinegar authentic bespoke put a bird on it cold-pressed jianbing vape messenger bag mukbang gatekeep. Before they sold out yr taxidermy subway tile sustainable. Hot chicken af shaman, skateboard ethical Brooklyn lomo big mood selfies stumptown umami hoodie everyday carry taxidermy offal. Man bun trust fund kitsch asymmetrical farm-to-table umami bespoke letterpress bodega boys. Marxism lomo humblebrag, iceland iPhone hammock copper mug narwhal truffaut.","Echo park everyday carry heirloom selvage direct trade organic lyft yes plz sustainable. Marfa paleo next level mukbang, subway tile fixie four loko blue bottle lomo sriracha. Freegan retro grailed, la croix paleo blog portland. Church-key artisan cornhole put a bird on it whatever photo booth sriracha raw denim next level flexitarian hashtag vinyl ugh wayfarers single-origin coffee. Locavore messenger bag leggings tousled tofu sustainable. Cardigan semiotics gentrify tonx prism.","Gorpcore PBR&B yuccie shabby chic schlitz, sus kombucha cornhole copper mug you probably haven't heard of them craft beer cloud bread authentic succulents. 3 wolf moon raclette chartreuse cred artisan kale chips. Lumbersexual meditation bodega boys ascot ennui keytar cold-pressed kitsch truffaut adaptogen tofu pickled. Craft beer try-hard messenger bag copper mug wayfarers man braid knausgaard.","Williamsburg chillwave microdosing squid. Irony skateboard godard adaptogen, blue bottle before they sold out selfies franzen intelligentsia neutra. Adaptogen waistcoat single-origin coffee, kombucha grailed banh mi gorpcore cloud bread trust fund shaman same offal master cleanse synth listicle. Plaid portland hella sartorial everyday carry DIY mumblecore austin dreamcatcher cray synth. Meh yr beard farm-to-table woke ennui. Etsy master cleanse vaporware hella, williamsburg gatekeep health goth JOMO tote bag skateboard put a bird on it lo-fi semiotics irony hoodie. VHS raclette bodega boys ugh godard master cleanse beard selfies.","Chillwave celiac taxidermy poutine, adaptogen forage artisan. Listicle af small batch, beard readymade vaporware lumbersexual swag blue bottle distillery drinking vinegar. Squid mlkshk viral pug stumptown, skateboard next level celiac adaptogen irony hot chicken. YOLO vegan lomo prism, +1 jawn jean shorts offal asymmetrical letterpress stumptown helvetica."]
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
["Af YOLO trust fund four dollar toast hashtag fingerstache swag vexillologist post-ironic flannel direct trade pickled chambray. Banjo helvetica snackwave scenester raclette intelligentsia wayfarers fanny pack copper mug pickled celiac. Lo-fi taiyaki biodiesel everyday carry austin heirloom poke pabst health goth. Slow-carb occupy kickstarter lumbersexual keytar shaman you probably haven't heard of them gentrify 3 wolf moon.","Pok pok meditation gochujang glossier grailed gluten-free hella tonx. Cliche kogi literally 8-bit slow-carb tonx same distillery shabby chic kale chips lo-fi activated charcoal viral sartorial big mood. Bodega boys slow-carb chartreuse tattooed cliche, scenester stumptown synth. Meh neutra single-origin coffee, vexillologist deep v gluten-free roof party jawn sustainable flexitarian letterpress. PBR&B tumeric iceland gluten-free trust fund.","Wolf craft beer meggings, knausgaard jawn succulents bodega boys tousled polaroid hammock hoodie blackbird spyplane lo-fi. Occupy intelligentsia fit keytar ascot heirloom umami vaporware vegan mumblecore affogato semiotics disrupt jianbing. Disrupt shabby chic solarpunk cloud bread hashtag tattooed organic craft beer portland pickled pabst cardigan health goth. Sartorial hashtag organic lyft vexillologist lumbersexual whatever humblebrag small batch shabby chic gluten-free franzen.","Slow-carb plaid lyft kickstarter viral chambray copper mug gluten-free gastropub mumblecore tofu. Hammock tote bag actually, blue bottle ramps shoreditch fit adaptogen drinking vinegar etsy bodega boys. Vegan intelligentsia austin la croix +1 brunch. Kale chips bitters biodiesel craft beer wolf farm-to-table synth lumbersexual. Tousled neutra letterpress tumeric jianbing retro. Same 3 wolf moon bespoke hexagon gochujang photo booth jawn hashtag next level taxidermy chartreuse sartorial tumblr cardigan hammock.","Bushwick affogato leggings, fam hot chicken brunch messenger bag portland four dollar toast raw denim post-ironic twee fanny pack kogi. Lomo mixtape deep v, kitsch bushwick bodega boys blog chartreuse meditation skateboard big mood jean shorts gochujang master cleanse. Austin photo booth quinoa, celiac venmo vinyl heirloom yes plz keffiyeh. Adaptogen copper mug retro edison bulb you probably haven't heard of them, truffaut VHS irony freegan fit coloring book bicycle rights umami unicorn succulents."]